Wintersingleitis

I'm sick. Again.
Actually, all of my roommates are sick too.

my entire apartment (James, Eric, Andrew, myself) have been hit by a chronic disease. basically, what happens is the weather gets cold, and thoughts of the christmas season enter our heads. And damn you television and popular culture, for portraying the christmas season as a time where you cuddle up w/ your significant other on the couch, as the fireplace crackles, cups of hot chocolate in our hands. Oh, and you're both looking out the window as snow silently falls to lay down a nice layer of fresh snow on the grass. Have that in your head? we all know what im talking about, i dont have to look for a picture on google right.

aight, now that you have a nice visual, you have to ask yourself one question. Would you like to be in that siutation? Im not asking for you to tell me your answer so just be honest. I know you said yes. if you said no, stop reading here because you're probably a robot. as a robot, you're immune to this disease.

Alright, so basically, how we acquired this somber illness was the onslaught of sudden cold weather. plus that one time when it randomly snowed. that was a surprise killer. Weather's cold, it rains occasionally, and people are holding hands around campus. It all started with one of us *cough* (JAMES LEE) *cough* listening to some Jason Mraz, some Boyz II Men, some Mariah Carey, and singing. He comes into our room, sings some songs, and goes "ahhh im single." Now we're all sick. Freaking contagious as hell.

Symptoms of Wintersingleitis include:
- massive downloading of sappy love music, by artists like Tony Bennett, Frank Sinatra, Michael Buble, Explosions in the Sky, Coldplay, etc.
- singing this huge massive playlist alone in your room
- singing this huge massive playlist with your apartment-mates
- listening to the playlist on your ipod on the way to class
- daydreaming
- losing train of thought
- not wanting to participate in borderline gay activities with your roommates such as borderline molestation of Eric Kim.

Doesn't sound that serious huh? Well, FactsThatAreDefinitelyTrue.com states that Wintersingleitis is the single most common and dreaded disease amongst college students. Scary Illness Magazine reports in their November 2008 issue that last year, 7 out of 10 students fell victim to Wintersingleitis, but that only 3 out of 10 students admit it. That leaves the other 4 out of 10 students suffering alone, with no song recommendations from anyone else. AvoidWintersingleitis.com warns that if you encounter any patients diagnosed with Wintersingleitis, you should immediately cover your heart, turn up your rap or rock music as loud as you can, and dress too warmly so the cold doesnt affect you. World renowned Dr. Eyeno Ebriding says that covering your heart is vital because cupid might own you early, and dressing too warmly is important because that way you have no desire or need for body heat from another individual.

You see, Wintersingleitis is a serious problem. The only cure is either getting a girlfriend/boyfriend, or waiting until Winter is over. The few of us that have been diagnosed, we can use your prayers. And your recommended sappy songs. Thank you.
Go to HowICanHelpFightWintersingleitis.com to find out more about what you can do to help.