why hats?

what is it w/ me and my recent craze of hats? i used to never wear hats. hats are terrible. you get hat hair. they blow off when you ride roller coasters. you have to take them off when you change your t-shirt. you take your hat off, change your clothes in a H&M fitting room, try on all your crap, decide you dont like anything you tried on, leave the fitting room (making sure you get all your articles of clothing cause you'll get accused of stealing), leave that H&M, realize you left your hat, go back to the fitting room in a frantic, only to realize some jerk stole it. you went in an H&M, wasted an hour not buying anything, and lost your hat. hats are stress inducing. so why is it that im spending my hard earned dolla bills on multiple hats? well lets go back.

1) it all started with the requirement of a blue article of clothing for missions body worship performance. the blue plaid yankee hat. no one has it- and its badass.

2) the paper boy hat from lotte world. didnt get a chance to get it at 강남, couldnt find it at 양재, so i jumped on it when i saw it lotte world. no one has it- and its badass.

3) goofy hat. we were gonna buy sesame street character hats at the mall, but they were kinda lame. but i got the goofy hat. no one has it- and its badass.

4) next comes the douche hat. by douche hat i mean the navy blue fedora. i asked for a "douche hat" at lids, and the girl knew i meant the fedora. so i had to buy it. no one has it- and its badass.

5) finally, i have my pistol fedora. walked into metropark, and bought it because it was SO BADASS. and no one has it. i wasnt gonna put up a picture, but i now realize it is necessary.freaking 50 dollars. this is a serious trend that i dont understand. but this hat is so sexy. so i had to buy it.

so i guess my recent craziness regarding hats comes down to one conclusion: i have a strong tendency to want stuff that no one has, and its absolutely critical that its bonafide badass. alright, mystery solved. thanks blogspot. :D

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adj.
1. Having a sharp, pungent taste or smell; not sweet
2. (of people or their feelings or behavior) angry, hurt or resentful because of one's bad experiences or a sense of unjust treatment
3. harsh or unpleasant, in particular (often used for emphasis) painful or unpleasant to accept or contemplate

Question.

What's the the opposite of wintersingleitis?